Posted 32 minutes ago
The dorky trio

(Source: seihanndas)

Posted 34 minutes ago
  1. Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  2. Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  3. Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  4. Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  5. Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  6. Grandmother:
  7. Grandmother:
  8. Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  9. Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  10. Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  11. Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  12. Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  13. Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  14. Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  15. Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  16. Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  17. Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  18. Me: Grandma oh my god
  19. Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  20. Me:
  21. Me:
  22. Grandmother: Kill them.
Posted 34 minutes ago
Posted 35 minutes ago

l0kasenna:

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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Reboot please *u*

(Source: vayena)

Posted 35 minutes ago

mensrightshotline:

twitter boyfriend 101

Posted 35 minutes ago
Posted 36 minutes ago

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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Posted 2 hours ago

voxsound:

ORAS may be trying to spread the lie that Maxie is intelligent but we all need to remember that in Emerald he tried to throw rocket fuel into a volcano and make it erupt. (pretty much everything he did was stupid)

story by Edarae

and a huge thanks to Rune-nini for writing almost all of the text and generally fixing my English in everything I post ;w; <3

Posted 2 hours ago

surprisebitch:

"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"

*steals your phone*

"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"

WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN

(Source: surprisebitch)

Posted 2 hours ago

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

fruiticorn:

If Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, & My Chemical Romance are the emo trinity that means that FOB is emo Jesus because they died but rose again and MCR is the emo Holy Spirit because you don’t see them anymore but they live within us and PATD is God because they’ve always been there and never gone away

Posted 3 hours ago

shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube